eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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