She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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