you mean i was at the winter classic?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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