that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
