hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
