Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I intend to get homeless drunk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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