yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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