How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
