Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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