So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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