The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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