i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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