i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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