he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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