Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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