Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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