oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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