I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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