she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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