i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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