once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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