Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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