Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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