I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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