I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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