His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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