is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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