...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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