I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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