she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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