If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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