I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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