i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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