mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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