Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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