Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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