Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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