I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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