he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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