whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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