I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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