you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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