Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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