Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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