Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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