sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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