Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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