If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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