hotel room ftw
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
