i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i already hear my dad disowning me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
