bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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