I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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