whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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