There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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