it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
