I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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